Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Whiny Butt Wednesday

I have not been in the best of moods today. As you know, I do not weigh myself every day. Sometimes once a week...sometimes longer. I have not lost any weight in since I weighed 10 days ago. WTF???? OK, I am not going to freak about it and say "omg, is this where my body is going to stay...what if I don't lose any more weight...am I failing at this??" No people, I won't say all of that. out loud

For some reason I have been very emotional this week. Unfortunately, The Rockstar has to deal with my shit on my whiny butt days. He made me cry....ok he didn't "make" me cry...but one of 27 multiple personalities took over and the tears flowed. Here is what he said to me (not all at the same time, but throughout the day)

What he said: Your pants are so baggy I bet you are fitting in just fine with your students
What he meant: You have lost so much weight you need to buy some new pants
What I heard: You have a big ghetto ass

What he said: Our bed is really squeaky now...mostly on your side...hahaha
What he meant: We have worn the bed out from all that freaking we do on that side...time to get a new one
What I heard: Your fat ass has worn the mattress out

What he said: I went to grab your boob and I got was a handful of bra
What he meant: You have lost so much weight that you need to buy some new sexy bras
What I heard: You have saggy boobs and should be the president of the itty bitty titty committee

Yes, I do realize how completely absurd that sounds now, but in the moment that is exactly what I heard. I am over it now and shall perhaps end my "whiny" day with a "winey" night.

In unrelated news, I am taking the day off tomorrow...we shall call it a mental health day :)

13 comments:

Sarah said...

Men, speak first, apologise later. ha ha xx

Hope you feel chirpier soon. Go buy yourself some lovely new skinny girl clothes, that might help. xx

~Miss Lorie~ said...

I'm having a whiny butt Wednesday too. I think all special ed teachers should get 3 extra days labeled "mental health days" and you can take them anytime you are SURE you aren't going to make it the rest of the week.

october 11 said...

I'm at a bit of plateau too, it sucks but guess its part of the process, doesn't make it any better!

speck said...

Sometimes they just can't do anything right! lol

But I know exactly what you are saying.

Enjoy tomorrow off!

And yeah!!! We are going to Chicago!

Sarah G said...

((HUGS))

trishajo said...

days like this are the one and only time i feel sorry for my fiance having to deal with me. all the other times are just payback for his bull$hit! LOL

eat some chocolate, it will make you feel better.

:oX OMG, let's pretend I didn't just condone chocolate-usage...

Tina@The BanditGirl said...

LMFAO!!!!!!! You have made my night! I think I sometimes hear the hubs through the same filter. Glad I'm not alone.

Bandpipes

LoriBang said...

That is hilarious! Thats how I hear my hubby too! It must be the weather because I was whiney myself. Hope you have a better day tomorrow with your mental health day!

Banded With Favor said...

First off, I feel for you and totally get your whiny day...Second you made mine and my Hubby's night!! I read your blog and said I heard those same things!!!(not literally but my brain takes me there too)...I read it to Hubby and he says no joke!!! " you posted all of that to your blog tonight?" No I said this is Rockband Barbie...He was laughing And laughing sounds just like you...her poor Rockstar, I feel for the guy!!! I too have had a very whiny day...However, your blog just made It all better!!! ;) enjoy your mental health day go get a mani pedi and be pampered!!! Then go buy a sexy lace bra and tell Rockstar it's his side of the beds turn tonight!!;)

jennxaz said...

LOL! that was funny. Maybe you should go get some new pants and a sexy bra. Flip the mattress to his side and start over!

MandaPanda said...

This made me laugh. I think we all have this neurotic moments where nothing they say is going to be right. I think what you've now interpreted in a more rational time is how he meant all of it.

Reggie said...

Sounds like he went to the same school of tact my hubs went to. Enjoy your MH day.

Rhonda said...

Sounds like some shit my guy would say. I hate how men don't think before they speak. :/